Spa vacations:

There’s nothing like a trip to a spa to soothe and restore an achy psyche. Well, almost nothing. You can get the same benefits for virtually nothing by taking a short trip through your local car wash. Like spas, car washes offer aqua therapy, exfoliation, massage, buffing, and sauna all at one destination. Just put some new age music on your iPod and you're good to go. You'll emerge buffed, polished and relaxed like a noodle. And if you feel like going all out, take your car through for a cleaning when you're done. It deserves a little R&R too.Dude ranches:

You may not be shelling out for a temporary home on the range this year, but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy horseback riding in the great outdoors. Even if you don’t have a local merry-go-round in your region, every town has a coin operated horse. If you're feeling flush, spend a quarter to experience the horse's lulling gait and the wind in your hair. But just sitting on the stationary horse and rocking back and forth rhythmically can also be extremely soothing. Beach vacations:

Adventure vacations:
You can still experience the thrill and exhiliration of high risk activities without spending a cent. Try a pulse pounding sojourn in
your bathtub while holding a toaster. Test your endurance and see how long you can hold it above water. Other possibilities include texting while driving 60mph or more (a favorite vacation for the younger generation) or walking through a really bad neighborhood while
wearing headphones.
Sure, it may not have the cachet of river rafting in Zambia, but at least if you don't survive, you'll spare you your loved ones the heartbreak and expense of shipping your body home .



I like the cat litter bit. Must try that for my holiday this year!
ReplyDeleteYou'll love it. One final tip: until someone comes out with a Caribbean Breeze scented cat litter, I recommend Tidy Paws, no crystals. Bon voyage.
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